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after the show it's the after party then after the party it's the hotel lobbb then after the velvet then it's probably chris a aer the original it's's probably this ll cool j is hard as hell battle anybody i don't care who you tell i excel they all fail gonna crack shells double-l must rock the friends how many of us have them friends ones we can depend on la-di-da-di we like to party we don't cause trouble
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we're just some men that's on the mic and when we rock up onon the mic we rock the mic right fight the power fight the power let me hear you say fight the power we've gotta fight thpowers that be straight outta compton crazy mother -- >> whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey. woah. [ cheers and applause ] woah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy, we've been through this before. you are not straight outta compton. >> jimmy: no, no. >> you are straight outta upstate new york.. >> jimmy: that's right, yeah yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i just thought i was with you with the movie being what it is and all, you know, it's a a big -- everybody's talking about it. >> everybody is talking about . >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, \eah. >> let's talk about something
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let's talk about sex baby let's talk about y y and me let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be let's talk about sex let's talk abovt stop hammertime [ [ eers and applause ] stop summertime here it is the groove slightly transformed just a bit of a break from the norm summertime summer summer summertime summertime summertimeme time to set back and cash rules everything around me c.r.e.a.m. get the money dolla dolla bill ya all@ i don't know what they want from me it's like the more money we come across the more problems we see informer you no say saturday me sunday i'll go blame lick ya boom boom down take ya man on the summertime
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i'll lick your i lick your boom boom down >> jimmy: i'll lick your boom boom down? >> no. you don't lick your boom boom down. >> jimmy: i lick your boom/boom down? >> you don't lick your boom boom down. >> jimmy: one -- lick? >> no. >> jimmy: boom boom. >> no, you don't lick your boom boom down. >> down. >> jimmy: down. >> down. i'm going down down baby jump in a range rover street sweeper baby cocked rerey to let it go shimmy shimmy coa what listen to it pound light it up and take a puff pass it to me now bom bom bom bom bom bom bom now usually i don't do this but go ahead and break 'em off with a little preview of the remix it's the remix to ignitn hot and fresh out the kitche mama rolling that body ot every man in here wishin sisiing on coke and rum i'm like so what i'drunk
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it's the freaking weekend baby i'm about to have me some fun >> let's go! cause i'm feeling like i'm reeling and i'm dealing ke like i gotta get away get away get away get away but i know that i don't and i know i gotta win e ery day day >> damn! [ cheers and applause ] damn! [ cheers and applause cuff him! i can feel l ur energy from tuesday son i got my drink i got my music i will cherish from the day i'm yellin bitch don't kill my vibe bitch don't kill my vibe bitch don't kill my vibe i was running through the six withthy woes bitch don't kill my vibe i was running through the six with my woes [ cheers and applause ] >> mustard on that baat, yo. i don't mess with you you little stupid ass trick i ain't messing with you
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ya little dumb ass trick i ain't messing with can't you see the private jets flyg over you maybuach bumper sticker reads what would hova do jay is chilling jimmy is chilling what more can i say we're killin em baby won't you come my way got something want to say hey i woke in a new bugatti i woke up in a new bugatti i woke up in a new bugatti i woke up in a new bugatti your mom busted in and said what's that noise it's justin and jimmy singing beastie boys you gotta fight for your right to pty [ cheers and applause ] you gotta fight
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for your right to party hey everybody let me hear you say parrttaayy >> jimmy: justin timberlake! >> jimmy fallon! >> jimmy: history of hip hop six! let's start the show! >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- justin timberlake, ellen degeneres, musicaj guest, macklemore an ryan lewis, and featuring the legendary roots s ew. >> questlove: 325 san angelo!
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jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thk you very much! welcome. have a seat, welcome each and ery one of you. welcome. what a show! what a show! [ cheers and applause ] what a show tonight! welcome, welcome, welcome,ne and all, t"t tonight show." this is it. you're here! [ cheersrsnd applause ] you're herer this is the way to do it! only way we know how! that's a hot crowd already. i'm so psyched. [ cheers and applause ] i'm yo host, jimmy fallon, of course. we have justin timberlake on
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the show tonight. [ cheers and appppuse ] i don't know howe does it. i mean, i'm still sweating like hillary when you ask to look at her e-mails. i mean that's -- [ laughter and applause ] actually, according to a "new york times" report, hillary clinton's campaign is trying to put the whole e-mail scandal behind her and they said they want tbring humor and spontaneity to her campan. nothing says spopoaneity like annonocing you're about to be spontaneous. [ laughter and applause ] here comes the spontaneity in three, two -- boo! that was spontaneous. [ light laughter ] some major tech news. today apple held their big event in san francisco. they announced their extra large ipad. ipad pro is what it is. yeah, it has a screen that measures over 12 inches. [ audience oohs ] ye. they say it's the best way yet for people to in concerts. [ ughter and applause ] they go, "yeah, i'm getting
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everything herer i'm getting all the songs! it's on my youtube channel!" [ applause ] we're at the concert. this is cool. earlier this week, taylor swift instagramed a a oto of herself wearing a sweater that a fan knit for her t tt has a picture of taylor on it. take a look at this. isn't that nice? [ laughter ] yeah. when they asked the fan what it was like to haveaylor swift wear your sweater, the fan said -- [ voice deepenen] "it's s e most exciting thing that ever haened to me." [ laughter and applause ] "in my 54-years of life, it's amazing." [ applause ] guys, this is crazy. toyota filed a patent this weekend, for a wing system that could be an attempt to make a a flying prius. yeah, as opposed to what usually creates a flying prius, a a rong gust of wind. [ laughter and applause ] [ deep voice ] "it happens. got to go back to knittingy taylor swift sweater." [ laughtir ] this is pretty cool. saw that 7-eleven expanded its home delivery menu last week so
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alcohol. [ applause ] doesn't really make sense cause if you're getting delivery from 7-fleven, you're probably already pretty drunk. [ laughter and applause ] i mean, i've got to be honest. "can i get a couple of slim jims? that's it. just two slim jims, thanks." [ laughter ] "oh, and one of those sweaty hot dogs on the roller thing." [ laughter ] oh, this is pretty big, guys. today queen elizabeth set a a record as the longt reigning brirish monarch. she was reached for comment about the milestone, and here's what she had to say. "oh, hell yeah! hell yeah, son. i did it! queen lizzy b. done broke the old lady recor i'd be lying if i said i don't feel pretty dang awesome rigig now. deuces, y'all!" [ laughter and applause ] there you go, that's what she said. we have a great show, give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen!
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>> jimmy: hey, everybody! oh, my goodness. hi! [ cheers and applause ] that's a aot crowd tonight! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're awake! they're awake here in new york city! they are awake! [ applause ] this guy is the best! he is so talented. he's so hardworking. just timberlake is taking over the show tonight! cheers and applause ] we're gonna talk to justin, he's going to tell us about his tequila. he has a tequila. >> steve6 yeah. >> jimmy: what -- 901. sauza 901 tequila. that's -- so i'll be having that on the commercial break. [ laughter ] but he's going to show us how to make a special new cocktail. that's gonna be pretty cool. then he's also going to stick around a.d judge a lip-sync battle -- [ cheers and applause ] between myself and our other amazing guest, ellen degeneres is on the ow this evening! >> steve: oh!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ellen degeneres is in town. she's in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] her daytime talk show "the ellen degeneres s ow," she challenged me to a huge lip-sync battle. it's gonna go down tonight, and it's gonna be intense. [ cheers and applause ] but that's not all. we have greamusic from uacklemore and ryan les! [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be a big show. we'll be right back after this one-minute word from our sponsors. real quick. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] (cole) alright, now that we have rged with cableworld, we are so excicid to hear your big ideas on how we're going to take on directv. so over to you. (newhart) thank you. full disclosure. we forgot to come up with ideas. (cw exec) yeah, we got messed up last night. you'replucky we're even here. (newhatt) but, we did bring breakfast. (jmh) gels? (newhart) nope. (woman) ) my goodness. (newhart) peel and eat shrimp. (cole) not how i would have gone but it's good,
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by one of the greatest performers on the planet. [ cheers and applause ] he had theheighest grossing solo act last year, with "the 20/20 experience world tour." he's also the founder of sauza 901, one of the finest brands of tequila on the market. it is smooth. put it together for a good,
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here's justin timberlake, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: c'mon, they love you! yeah! oh, my gosh. my man, thank you for coming on the show. thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you for -- [ cheers and applause ] >> man. oh, that's nice. shut up! >> jimmymyhey! hey! you're drunk, you're drunk. >> you shut up! >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. guys, calm down. get some water. screaming at me. >> jimmy: have some water, please. we have so mucto talk about. because 're dads now. congratulations, buddy. >> we e e, we are. ththk you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's the greatest
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thing in the world, right? >> i -- i still have trouble wiping my own ass. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. we've got to talk abouthat later. yeah, yeah. >> that was terrible thing. you were there. you were there. >> jimmy: i was unfortunately. was i? >> no, no, it is. it is the most insanely amazin most beautiful, unbelievable thing that could ever happen to you. >> jimmy: he's five months. >> he was five months yestery. >> jimmy: aw, silas randall. >> silas, yeah. yeah. >> but guess what? >> jimmy: no. >> you know jimmy wrote a kid's book. >> jimmy: , yeah. oh, yeah, this is great. baby's first words will be "da-da." >> he said "da-da." >> jimmy: i know! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah! >> it's the greatest thing in ththwhole world. >> jimmy: it's the greatest. >> dididou just do it to the crowd? jimmy! >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy, you've got -- >> jimmy: right there, my man! yes. >> that correct. l right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't get t t much. i don't get ououmuch, and you know t tt. i mean, i am more of an introvert. i stay in the house. i mean, you know what i'm
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[ laughter ] >> uh, thal naturally happened. >> jimmy: things like that just happen to me though. we'll, i ie have two things i i gotta bring up to you. one is, you and jess came to the house about a year ago, and they stayed at our house with my wife and we were hanging ou >> that's true. >> jimmy: next morning, we were having coffee, and we were hanging out, and -- >> got in the hot tutu >> jimim: we were not in thehe hot tub. but -- >> people go in the hot tub. >> jimmy: there was nobody in the hot tub. >> he doesn't have a hot tub. >> jimmy: i don't even have a a hot tub. but we're there -- >> he has a basement, ough. jimmy: no one was in the basement. >> just two bros in the basement. >> jimmy: nobody is in t t basement. everything's fine where we live. >> sorry. tell your story. tell your story. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you. you came to my wife, like, to put ctures on mugs, we d that in our house. >> i go. so, we're staying in the guest house, obviously. and it's'seautiful, this property -- house. it's unbelievable. >> his lovely wife, she's the best.
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have some breakfast, have some coffee. so i ce over, and i open the pantry where the coffee mugs are, and i look at the coffee mugs. and i'm like, "there's pictures of like family members, and it seems like your sister." >> jimmy: it's a photo album. >> and they're on the coffee mugs. and i'm like, this is the most genius thing ever. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so i make some coffee, and i find the jimim mug. [ laughter ] i find the jimmy mug. ich by the way, i just copywrote that, because i said it. so, if you ever try to sell a a jimmy mug -- >> jimmy: that's not -- that's not the way`it works! copyrights. >> okay, that's fine. i feel like we'll have proof of it. >> jimmy: no -- anyways, so we have coffee and everything's fine. we have a good time. good to see you guys, take care. you leave and i , "bye, take care." about two months later, i got an e-mail from you with a a photo. and attached is a photo, it's a -- >> this is jimmy's face. >> jimmy: that's y y holding my mug. [ applause ] >> literally. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: look at your face.
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make your face. [ laughter ] it's so genuine. can you zoom in more on my smile?e? look at that. >> jimmy: my face is so big, it can barely fit on the mug. my whole head is cut off, that's how big my -- anyways. >> by the way, i look incredibly hunver. thanks, sauza 901. [ laughter%] >> jimmy: but, anyys -- we thought it would be funny if we made that into a mug. so we madedehat into a mug. >> ah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and that's the mug. because that's a fun thing. >> wait, wait. wait. >> jimmy: what's that? >> it's mug. >> jimmy: that's right. >> of my f fe. >> jimmy: yeah. >> holding a mug of your face. >> jimmy: your face. exactly. then, we take it a step further. we took a picture this weekend. this is me holding -- [ lauguger ] holding you, holding me. that's for you now man, that's for you! [ laughter ] [ applause ]
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>> christopher nolan, if you're watching right now. >> jimmy: "inceptiti" mug! >> there's something there. >> jimmy: there's a lot going on here. yeah, there's a lot going on. >> this is the "inception" mug. >> jimmy: when we come back, i want you to tell everybody. we have a new cocktail called "the fallon." >> we made a drink at sauza 901, and we named it "the f flon." >> jimmy: ananwe're gonna talk about it. justin timberlake after the break, making some cocktails. [ cheers and applause ] alaska. finally. the search for brown bears begins. denali highway. low on gas. pit stop. fill up. double points. yep, that's cold. tired. day 2. coffee. eggs. double points. beautiful. majestic... nothing. whe are you, bear? warm. warmrm. warmer. yes. wherever the journey takes you, carry american express gold. it's more thaa card.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! questlove and i are hanging out with justin timberlake. justin has brought his sauza 901 mixologist to the show tonighgh this guy's namamis eddyuckingham, ladies and gentlemen. he's going to show us -- [ cheers and applause ] what's up, buddy? nice to see you pal.
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how you doing, man? eddy is going to show us a a cocktail called the -- just come down a little bit. [ laughter ] called the "fallon." eddy, welcome to "the tonight show", buddy. thank you for being here. now, tell us about the drink you created for the show toght? >> so, justin and i -- >> eddy's not from here. >> jimmy: okay, there we go. [ laughter ] thank you. i was wondering. he has an accent. >> here we go. so, tonight, we're doing something really special. we're using the 901 that you guys were discussing earlier. >> jimmy: yeah. >> tripled distilled, super smooth, super premium, silver tequila. >> jimmy: aha. >> what we've done with it, so justin told me -- >> jimmy: why is it distilled three times? does that make a difference? you don't have to answer. you don't know why. >> it makes it better. >> jimmy: what? >> it makes itetter. >> jimmy: okay, thank you, justin. that's great. >> so we distill it three times. take out all the impurities, so it's agegeubsequent distillation. it gets cleaner, smoother. >> so it mes it better. >> jimmy: okay, thank you. [ laughter ] when justin was there, we gave -- >> jimmy: we did an infusion thing where i put jalapeno in our tequila a little bit. so then we struined it, we infused it, and it was a spicy tequila. >> thahas right. >> it s a good.
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>> jimmy: it was a good tequila. >> muy caliente. >> jimmy: muy caliente. yeah. >> so, i've done the same thing tonight. justin told me about that. and so, this bottle here, i've already infused with jalapeno peppers. so, the drink we're doing, it's a bit of a twist on an old fashioned.d. >> it's "the fallon." >> so you got -- >> jimmy: called "the fallon?" [ cheers and applause ] why are you doing that when you do me? >> "the fallon." >> that's how you order it that's how you order it. >> jimmy: that's n n an impression of f at all. [ cheers and applause ] i don't ever -- i don't do that. it's "the fallon." i never -- >> it's going to be so good, my man. it'sonna be so good. [ laughter ] so good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: doesn't sound anytytng like me, at all. doesn't sound anything like me. what is that in there, eddy? a maple syrup? >> some of it, maple syrup. make sure to use 100% maple syrup. this is vermont ple syrup. and for this we're orange bitters, two dashes per drink. just a little bit. >> jimmy: thereryou go. >> you're good at that, man. >> lots and lots of practice.
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and then we add the most important ingredient. remember, this has been infused with the jalapeno peppers. >> jimmy: u have to remember that- [ laughter ] look at that. oh, my -- eddy. [ cheers and a alause ] >> that's the good stuff. >> jimmy: i have ellen coming out in a couple of minutes. i don't want it to get ugly. >> i'll make one for her, too. >> yea we'll make one for ellen. >> jimmy: okay, we'll make one for ellen, too. >> now, i was hoping you guys could help me? this drink, wewee not shaking it tonight. we're just going to stir it. so, i brought a few spoons. and i'm hoping you guys can help stir your own drink. make you work. >> jimmy: you need help there scooping the ice, eddy? [ laughter ] i'm good at that. >> i'm all right. >> jimmy: i'm a good scooper, eddy. eddy, how many drinks have you ever seen justin take down, tequila wise? >> don't answer that question. [ laughter >> jimmy: all right, here we go. >> he doesn't know. he was drinking with me. >> i don't care. i'm a profesesonal. i'm a professional. so, grab a spoon. >> jimmy: all right, yeah. >> and now, there's a secret to stirring an old fashioned.
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>> jimmy: yeah, of course. [ laughter ] >> you've got to put it at the base of the rim and the base, and you kind of move it around like that. >> we don't wanna dull the drink. >> who knows how to drink, huh? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? the secret of stirring. you guys have really mastered the stirring. here we go, here we go. spin it around. that's my secretetright there. make it icy cold. >> i'moing to throw an orange twist in there for garnish. >> jimmy: thank you, buddy. eddy, you got it? >> cheers. i got it. >> jimmy: come on, buddy. >> hold on. hold on, guys. wait. [ lalahter ] >ou've got to do it right. >here you go. >> very exacting. >> there you go. cheers, boys. >> jimmy: this is "the fallon." >> "the fallon!" [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so good! so good! so awesome! ohl it's the best! it's the best! that's so good! [ laughter ] you guys, i'm about t have a a lip-sy battle with ellen degeneres. [ cheers and applause ] our thanks to eddy buckingham. lip-sync after the break! stick around, everybody!
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(cole) alright, now that we have merged with cableworld, we are so excited to hear your big ideas on how we're going to take on directv. so over to you. (newhart) thank you. full disclosure. we forgot to come up with ideas. (cw exec) yeah, we got messed up last night. you're lucky we're evevehere. (newhart) but, we did bring breakfast. (jmh) bagels? (newhart) nope. (woman) oh my goodness. (newhart) peel and eat shrimp. (cole) not how i would have gone but it's good, it's innovative. and that's what we want here (vo) get rid of cable and switch to didictv. call 1-800-directv. sfx: the loud motor of a helicopter roars. (screaming inaudly): pc does what?! [music begs. the song, danger zone by kenny loggins plays from the pc] pc does what?! sfx: gently lapping water and seagulls. pc doewhaaat?!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome ba to "the tonight show," everybody. it is time for another lip-sync battle, and tonight, i am facing off against one of the best television hosts of all time. put your hands together for the one, the only ellen degeneres! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow! really? how are you doing? how e you doing? wow. hi! >> hi! >> jimmy: hi! oh, we love you. i lolo you. they love you. [ cheers and applause ] ellen degeneres! are you ready for a lip-sync battle? >> i don't know. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: yes, you're ready. ellen and i are about to have a a lip-syncncattle. it works like this. we're going g take turns lip-syncing sections of well-known songs, each of us trying to lip-sync better than the othe we don't know which songs the other person picked. only the person perfmimg knows which song is coming next. we'll do two songs each. then, once it's over, our pal justin timberlake is going to decide -- [ cheers and applause ] my face is on that mug. >> justin: it's not coffee. >> jimmy: black coffee. he's going to decide who won e battle. ellen, i've got a few of these under my belt, so i'm going to go first if you don't mind. >> please do. >> jimmy: all right, good. u can stand over there by justin. >> i can't wait to judge you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the tequila is kicking in there. mymyirst song is a crowd favorite. so, lip-sync along if you want to. [ laughter ] it's by the killers. it's called "mr. brightside."
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coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all it started out with a kiss how did it endp like this it was only a kiss it was only a kiss ow i'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab while he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag now ty're going to bed and my stomach is sick and it's all in my head but she's touching h h chest now he takekeoff her dress now let me go i just can't look it's killing me and taking control jealousy turning saints to the sea
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lullabies choking on your alibis but it's just the price i pay destiny is calling me open up my eagle eyes cause i'm mr. brightside [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good luck. >> justin: whoa, what is this? >> jimmy: good luck, buddy. greasing the old palm. maybybfound a little something there. [ ughter ] take care of yourself. don't worry about it. >> justin: i can't be bribed. >> jimmy: don't worry about it. >> wow! >> jimmy: take care of yourself. [ laughter ] >> well, my first song that have chosen, everyone, is ---- diana ross has a lot of upbeat,
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fun dancing songs, and this is not one of them. [ laughter ] this is a slower song, very meaningful song that was written in the '70s before gps or google maps. [ laughter ] it is a song, it is called "do you know where you're going to?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] do you know where you're going to do you like the things that life is showing you where are you going to do you know do you get what you're hoping for
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there's no open doors what are you hoping for do you know once we were standing still in time chasing the fantasies that filled our minds you knew how i loved you but my spirit was free laughing at the questions that you once asked of me do you know where you'u' going to do you like the things that life is showing you where are you going to do you know [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: ellen degeneres right ther ladies and gegelemen. >> justin: oh, my cheeks hurt. my cheeks hurt. oh, my cheeks hurt. >> jimmy: i'm not sure if i can top that one. but i'm going to try. [ chchrs and applause ] my second song is what someone might refer to as a pop culture phenomenon. it's by silento. [ laughter ] it's called "watch me." you already know who it is now watch me whip kill it now watch me nae nae okay now watch me whip whip watch me nae nae nt me do it now watch me whip p ll it watch me nae nae okay now watch me whip whip watch me nae nae can you do it now watch me oh watch me watch me ooh watch me watch me ooh watch me watch me ooh watch me watch me
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do thehetanky leg do the stanky leg do the stanky leg do the stanky leg now break your legs break your legs tell them break your legs break them break your legs show watch me bop bop bop p p bop bop bop bop bop bop now watch me yule now watch me superman okay w watch me yule now watch me superman now watch me yule now w tch me superman ow watch me yule now watch me superman now watch me whip whip watch me nae nae [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: don't whip. >> you okay? i just had that song out of my
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head. >> jimmy: don't whip. [ cheers and applause ] >> justin: you all right? >> jimmy: i'm too old -- >> justin: you okay? >> jimmy: i always try, i'm too old to whip. never too old to nae nae. [ laughter ] >> that isisot fair on so many -- i had just gotten that song out of my head, too. [ laughter ] this, i'm going try. this song is a business transaction, i believe, that happened. someone loaned someone some cash, and either they forgot that they borrowed it, or they don't want to pay it back. [ cheers and applause ] at least not in a timely manner. and this person wants the ca, and is aggravated and frustrated. [ cheers and applause this is "bitch better have my money" by rihanna. cheers and applause ] a yo ya yo moo-la-lah bitch better have my money y'all should know me well
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bitch better have my money please don't me call me on my bluff pay me what you owe me balling bigger than lebron bitch give me your money who you all you're fronting on louis xiii and it's all on you just bought a shot kamikazezef you thihi that you gonna knock me off the top your wife in the back seat of my brand-new foreign car on't act like you forgot i call the shots shots shots like blah brap brap pay me what you owe me don't act like you forgot bitch better have my money bih better have my mon pay me what you owe me bitch better have my
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bitch better have my money [ cheers and applause >> justin: oh, my gosh. mic drop. mic drop. >> jimmy: i think it's -- >> justin: mic drop. mic drop. >> jimmy: mic drop? >> justin: mic drop. >> j jmy: i have a feeling you're -- let's use my good hand if i'm going to win. [ laughter ] i have a feeling i know. justin timberlake, you're judging this battle. what a a your thouts? bitch better have my money [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to ellen degeneres, justin timberlake. we'll be right back with music from macklemore and ryan lewis!
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[ cheers and applausus] >> jimmy: very funny, justin, very funny! >> thanks, jimmy! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: our musical guests tonight are grammy award winners whose new single "downtown" just became their fifth top twenty hit! [ cheers and applause ] they're amazing, amazing. performing along with special guests kool moe dee, melle mel, grandmaster caz, rahzel and eric nally, give it up for macklemore and ryan n wis! [ cheers and applause ] i went to the moped store with severance salesman like what up what's your budget and i'm like honestly i don't kw nothing about mopehs he said i got the one for you follow m m ooh it's too real
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chromed out mirror i don't need a windshield banana seat a canopy on two wheels eight hundred cash that's a hell of a deal i'm headed downtown cruising throughhe alley tip toeing in the street like dally pled up moped to t t valley whitewalls on the wheels like mayonnaise dope my crew is ill and all we need is two good wels got gas in the tank cash in the bank and a bad little mama wither ass in my face i'mma lick that stick that break her off kit kat snuck her in n ckstage you don't need a wristband dope killing the game bout to catch a body passed the harley dukie on the ducati timbaland khaled scott storch birdman god dang man everybody got bugattis but i'mma keep it hella 1987 head into t dealership and drop a stack and cop a kawasaki i'm stunting on everybody hella raw pass the wasabi i'm so low that my scrotum's almost draing up n the concrete my seat is leather alright i'm lying it's pleather but girl we could still de togethe y y don't need a uber you don't need a cab forget a bus pass
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you got a moped man she got 1988 mariah carey hair very ra mom jeans on her derriere throwing up the west side& as we tear in the air stop by pike place throwingish to a player downtown downtownwnowntown downtown downtown she has her arms around your waist with a balance that could keep us sasa downtown have you ever felt the warm embrace downtown of the leather seat between your legs hey-ey-ey-ey hey-ey-ey-ey hey-ey-ey-ey hey-ey-ey-ey downtown you don't want no beef boy know i run the streets boy better follow me towards downto what you see is what you get girl don't ever forget girl ain't seen nothing yet
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i usually get downtown 120 night street compton everythings upbeat party all in the park nothing but girls at the park and chill nobody gets ill in the place weak on the hill but if you try em back when they real get wild but they don't fight they chill my style ain't free i'm writing your paid void mymyitle grand master rhrhe a dj boy stance e trying to battle me long he got played boy no downfall your brain boy i've been in trenches ducked mony wrenches imma gonna keep pulling winches way after i got dentures like paid adventures all to so that i keepepm screaming cuz i'm batman rap you got broken glass everywhere people sitting those stitches though they just don't care can't you smell the kids take the noise gono money but they don't got no choice rats in the front room roast in the back juju ya in the alley with a baseball bat i tried to get away but i couldn't far c'mon take this thing i'm gonnmax em all hey homie hitting the ac decay stunned like a fresh pimp
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from back in the day !7 if it's a prime delay and i got thisame i mean waterski ollie ollie oxenfree i'm cruisng down point and they're watching me i do a headstand the eagle lands on my feet well hello the baby the kick stand ain't so you are do you not wanna ride with me i got one girl i got two wheels see ya big girl it isn't a big deal i like a big girl i like 'em sassy going down the backstreet listening to blackstreet running around the whole town neighbors yelling at me like you need to slow down going thirty-eight dan chill yourself out mow ur dang lawn and sit the hell down if i only had one helmet i woululgive it to you give it to you cruising down broadway girl what a wonderful view wonderful view there's layers to this player tiramisu tiramisu let my coat tail drag but i ain't tearing my suit tearing my suit where we go downtown downtown downtown downtown downtown she has her arms around your waist
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with a balance that could keep us safe downtown have you ever felt the warm embrace downtown of the leather seat between your legs downtown you don't want no beef boy know i iun the streets boy better follow me towards downtown what you see is what you get girl don't ever forget girl ain't seen nothing yet until you're downtntn cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! oh! oh! oh, my goodness! macklemore and ryan lewis! kool moeee, melle mel, grandmaster caz, rahzel, eric nally! "downtown" is available on
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itunes now! 'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen! wow.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to justin timberlake, ellen degeneres, macklemore and ryan lewis! kool moe dee, melle mel, grandmaster caz, rahzel, eric nally! wow! [ cheers a applause ] the roots right there from philadelphia, we love you, roots! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thanks for watching. have agreat night. i hope to see you tomorrow. thank you so much! [ cheers and applause ] cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers."
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